There is no other festival like Munich’s famous Oktoberfest. People sometimes ask what makes it so unbelievably great, wondering why sitting in a tent, drinking beer can possibly seem like the most wonderful thing in the world. It’s not that hard to explain — here are 5 reasons why.
Every German woman who shows up at the Oktoberfest with a Bavarian costume makes you feel like you’ve been transported back in time, except that time never really existed, because there was never really a period where people wore clothes like this that also showed off their chests so incredibly well. You will lose your mind.
#4: An Endless Flow of Beer.
Every other bar in the entire known world will kick you out at least 5 hours before the same thing will happen at Oktoberfest. In fact, they seem to encourage insane, messy behavior (with limits) before throwing anyone out, ever.
#3: The Music is Amazing/Awful.
There’s something about the uniform awfulness of the Oktoberfest Oompah bands that is completely endearing. It might have to do with the massive amounts of beer you’ve consumed, which make any crummy song sound great, but still, there it is.
#2: The Security is Ridiculous.
If you even so much as THINK about shoving someone inside an Oktoberfest tent, you’ll be immediately ejected, from the tent and possibly from the grounds too. Because the festival is specifically devoted to getting insanely drunk off massive quantities of beer, the security is never caught off guard like it might be at a sports even or something. They are fast and ready.
#1: Getting Drunk, With Beer, is the Entire Point.
There is nowhere else (not even in the other Oktoberfests around the world) where you can find such a wonderful system devoted entirely to delivering the largest quantity of beer possible into your body in a short time, and giving your intoxication unbelievable opportunities for fun and flirtation. Nowhere else in the world.
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